Seriously.
Why, boys, why do you do and say the things that you do and say?
Why boys why do you say confusing things about your thoughts and girls and shit ans then be all cute and mysterious with your smiley faces? REally? Cause then you leave us girlds here going......damn is he for real or is he just being a complete TOOL? To me. Again. Fuccck.
Why boys why do you flirt and hit on us....if you're not even remotely interested? What the fuck?!
Why boys why do you feel the need to give us advice al lthe damn time? Do I wear my problems with a question mark on my forehead like a fucking walkting talking Yahoo Answers bubble? No no I do not. I am a girl. Sometiems I want to rant. soemtimes i want to complain. sometiems I jut want to bitch for 20 minutes and have someone to just listen to all of it. If I want your advice BELIEVE ME I will totally ask for it. Unless I totally don't trust your judgement. And if tha'ts the case, then I'm probably not ranting at you at all. I probably just answered some question or said something in passing about my day and you're tryingto be mr. fix it. FOR NO REASON. Thanksd for being nice and all but SHIT. If I want advice I'll go to my BFF's for it.
Why boys why do you continue asking whehter or not we like you "like that" when we've already told you flat out NO? Seriously? Do you like bieng rejeceted becuase I certainly don't like rejecting you all the time. No....it makes me feel like crap beuase your'e a decent gjuy. I just don't get any fluttery feelings in my stocmahc when we're talking......no heart racing when you text.......no hot and cold at the same time when we're together.......no dreaming of kisses no sex fantasies and no thoguths of what ifs.....in fact no real thoughts dwelling on you outside of the time we're talking .....ok? I am not romantically inclined towards you. I'm sorry. That's just how it is. I gogt my own shit dealing with unreqited love on the other end ok? I dont' need you all up in my business about picking some song that describes how I feel about you. I'll tell you what your song is: Creep by Radiohead. Cause youre fucking creeping me out.
And finally why boys why,.....are you so damn confusing? Yall say you're simple.....but we both know thart's complete bullshit. If you were truly simple, why would it take a damn psychoogly textbook and months and months of talking with you and facebook stalking you to UNDERSTAND YOUR BRAIN? And even then.....you still do unpredictable shit. Really? REALLY? Stop lying boys and face the facts: you're as fucking complicatfed and messed up as girls. Deal with it.
I am still drunk....wtf?
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